👉 "Thread footed" is a quirky term that describes someone who walks with a gait as if they're tying a thread around their ankles, but in a way that's more comical than practical. It's like they're trying to balance a loaf of bread on their toes while juggling three pencils.
Here's an edgy example sentence using this wordy twist: "To avoid being seen as a thread footed by the boardroom gossip, he insisted on wearing a neon green bowtie with mismatched socks."
